And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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