guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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