you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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