Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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