this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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