okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
whose parrot is this?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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