I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize