Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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