So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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