I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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