So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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