U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Drake has all the answers
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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