girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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