Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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