dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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