I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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