oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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