everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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