I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
She even gives head with a lisp.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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