so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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