What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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