You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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