Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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