So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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