Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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