How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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