It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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