apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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