Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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