come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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