Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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