I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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