He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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