mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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