so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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