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so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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