you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
and she was petting her beer can
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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