she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
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New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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