She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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