a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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