i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
tell your sister to shave her snatch
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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