no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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