Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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