when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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