Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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