We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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