Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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