can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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