No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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