Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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